I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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