how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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