Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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