The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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