i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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