Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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