Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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