You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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