At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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