I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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