you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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