What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
