Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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