yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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