its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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