i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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