Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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