Can Purell be used as lube?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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