week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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