My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Such a big mess for such a small penis
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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