Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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