So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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