You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
How naked do you want me to be?
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