It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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