So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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