I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
There was a lot of him and a little penis
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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