is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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