Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Randomize
