well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
This baby is an asshole
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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