i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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