I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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