I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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