He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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