i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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