It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I got her a Nickelback box set.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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