that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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