NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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