I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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