dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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