Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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