in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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