Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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