You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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