Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Dear god my vagina.
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