Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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