Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I look better un-naked...
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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