1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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