so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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