I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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