He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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