Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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