So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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