it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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