That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You pole danced in your parka.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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